“He [Pope Benedict XVI] is very conservative. And I know a recent poll says 62 percent of Catholics believe the church isn’t reflective of their views. Does that mean entertaining issues like women as priests or use of birth control will be really off the table as long as he’s Pope?”
— CBS anchor Katie Couric to Father Thomas Williams on the April 15 Evening News.
Yes, Katie, they are all off the table, but fortunately for you, exorcism is still a viable option.